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sp-az:

i hate when people are all like IF YOU FOLLOW THIS PERSON YOULL GET 295438689 FOLLOWERS LIKE SERIOUSLY 1001% YOU WILL. and then you dont

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instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

  • play don’t stop believin’ by journey

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endangerment: omg
  • year is 2392
  • -child:mommy i can't sleep
  • -mother:don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • -mother:TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
p0sterchild: me
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keithmorris:

i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

(via healthypenis)

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